UCSD: IS EVERYTHING AN EXPERIMENT WITH YOU?

I NEVER GOT LAID AT UCSD. ROCKY HORROR'S MASTURBATOR AT MY THIRD COLLEGE. RESPITE FROM PRE-MARITAL SEX. JOHN RUBENS: Dear Paul: I lost my keys. Looking in all the usual places. I wonder now if they were stolen. PAUL PELOSI: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ASKING FOR A GUN, LET ME HAVE AN EMERGENCY DRIVER'S LICENSE. DMV: NO. PAUL: I'M AT HOME. CAN LEAVE UNTIL WE CHANGE THE LOCKS. AMERICAN SWINE.--VLADIMIR PUTIN "NOTICE" the minor typographical errors. DEEP STATE: IS RUBENS SWINE? DS: HE DRAWS PICTURES WITH WORDS AND ACTIONS. DHS: WE'RE NOT SO SURE...HE'S SUSPENDED. IRANIAN: "You get suspended from everything, don't you?" JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: I FOLLOW CHRIST. A MARTYR'S DEATH? OLD SCHOOL PRIEST, STILL A VIRGIN: AFTER A LIFE OF SINNING, BE A SIN-EATER JOHN. JOHN BOY WALTON BY JAY THOMAS: YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK "HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE" PEOPLE. JAY: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER. YOU STILL CAN: EAT THE SINS!--NIGHT GALLERY BY ROD SERLING