Monday, October 17, 2022
The Bank Is Not Broken; The Union Is Not Broken.
BOSTON: You lose!
PROP. 27: This time it MAY BE YOU TWO!
DRAFT KINGS & FAN DUEL WITH THE POMO.
POMO: If we lose, let's bring back the volunteer fighters fires and coordinate together.
RUBENS: Okay!
NEW YORK: Yeah suckers; then we'll try again, won't we?
RUBENS: Probably in the end, like we helped the UK after a while in 1941.
RUSSIA: I will cut your fingers off Rubens.
RUBENS: I thought the Ukrainians were Nazis?
CUOMO: I've been there John; you don't want to go.
RUBENS: Will lie for vodka?
Dear PUTIN:
I'm sorry. The nuclear rhetoric was perhaps too much but I was angry. Please forgive my sins of "nuke PUTIN's toes" and telling Boris Johnson PM at the time, I could get drunk and push the button for him if he couldn't do IT.
Sincerely,
99%, John Rubens [mostly serious].
BUDWEISER: PERHAPS THE 'BEST' OR at least 'finest' Lager Beer
PILSNER URQUELL: MODELO HAD IT RIGHT!
BUDWEISER: Many now prefer #Budweiser for their cheladas. #CutwaterBloodyMaryMix #MOREPADRES "One is your Father."--Jesus Christ the Son of God.
JUDAS: TIME TO BUY SILVER.
EWTN: REMEMBER US IN YOUR PRAYERS.
UKRAINE: WHERE'S THE WINE RUBENS?
STRESS TESTS: RUSSIAN FEDERATION STRESS TEST.
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