FICTIONAL JACK NICHOLSON IN STEVEN KING #FleetwoodMac #EVERYWHERE O'Reilly #CUOMO may hire his original guests on #NewsNation based on a Bloomberg Template. #MattMiller1973

ABANDON MY HATCHET? NEVER! [Think Bill O'Reilly when at FOX NEWS]. credit: News Nation and CNN I go to sleep and wake up earlier. Neither of us like it but I'm glad I got up at 7:00 and not now. Keep your own social security if you die first. DEVIL in the witch movie, WITCHESOFEASTWICK: Marriage is good for the man, it's not good for the woman. PROP 27: October 31, 2022 Rubens, turn on your light.--Fictional Bill O'Reilly JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: WHY, BECAUSE OF MY DNA OR MY RELIGION?: ROMAN CATHOLIC and spirituality from #Everywhere O'Reilly. Signed, Everywhere O'Reilly credit: LSD

UCSD: IS EVERYTHING AN EXPERIMENT WITH YOU?

I NEVER GOT LAID AT UCSD. ROCKY HORROR'S MASTURBATOR AT MY THIRD COLLEGE. RESPITE FROM PRE-MARITAL SEX. JOHN RUBENS: Dear Paul: I lost my keys. Looking in all the usual places. I wonder now if they were stolen. PAUL PELOSI: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ASKING FOR A GUN, LET ME HAVE AN EMERGENCY DRIVER'S LICENSE. DMV: NO. PAUL: I'M AT HOME. CAN LEAVE UNTIL WE CHANGE THE LOCKS. AMERICAN SWINE.--VLADIMIR PUTIN "NOTICE" the minor typographical errors. DEEP STATE: IS RUBENS SWINE? DS: HE DRAWS PICTURES WITH WORDS AND ACTIONS. DHS: WE'RE NOT SO SURE...HE'S SUSPENDED. IRANIAN: "You get suspended from everything, don't you?" JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: I FOLLOW CHRIST. A MARTYR'S DEATH? OLD SCHOOL PRIEST, STILL A VIRGIN: AFTER A LIFE OF SINNING, BE A SIN-EATER JOHN. JOHN BOY WALTON BY JAY THOMAS: YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK "HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE" PEOPLE. JAY: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER. YOU STILL CAN: EAT THE SINS!--NIGHT GALLERY BY ROD SERLING

oz: There's No Place Like Home

And there's no beer like the famous Budweiser beer. Belge, yet modern.

PACWA, S.J.: DON'T GET SEGREGATED AT THE GATE OF LUKE'S GOSPEL

PACWA,S.J.: JESUS WARNED US LIKE THE MOOCHING VIRGINS: GET REAL, GET ORGANIZED, SUCCEED. PROP. 27: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A WHORE. Sweet Home Alabama, Lynryd Skynyrd Not sponsored by SMUD. subtext: There's more to life than being a lawyer. CNN: You're hired! How does six figures sound to you? FOX: [secret meeting: all they did is raise the price like NBC to CBS] Fuck 'em.

#TARGET: THERE ARE SMART BURGLARS IN LOS ANGELES. I SAY 'FUCK YOU!' DON'T CUT COP YE

PAYING THE TAXES. BUY VIRTUAL SILVER LIKE SLV OR AGQ: AND IF YOU'RE NOT ON MARGIN, FORGET ABOUT IT.--ITALIANS WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING: THIS IS NOT RONALD REAGAN. MAYBE PATTI AND RON. IAGO: I WANT MY POUND OF FLESH. OTHELLO: WHAT PLAY IS THIS? PORTIA: BOTH MEN, TWO FOR ONE. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: IF YOU CAN BUY SOME INSURANCE, LIBERTY MUTUAL [BUY ONLY WHAT YOU NEED], BUY A GUN FOR THE FIRST TIME. FEMINISTS: I MAY BE CURSED, BUT THE PRIEST TOOK IT AWAY. WITCHES: After all we've done for you. PATRICK SWAYZE: POINT BREAK! TRUCKER: BREAKER BREAKER, SMOKEY ON YOUR LEFT, CREEPS ON THE RIGHT. THEY FOLLOW US HOME. LAPD: IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT SOMEHOW. YOU'RE NO DESTITUTE WOMAN. JOHN RUBENS: I WENT HERE FOR SOME REASON. WHOOPI GOLDBERG: THANKS. MARTIN SHEEN: THANKS. ROBIN WILLIAMS: MAYBE WE WENT TOO FAR WITH COMIC RELIEF. JR: NO WONDER. ROBIN: NO WONDER WHAT? JR: NO WONDER YOU GUYS WANT TO EXPLORE WOMANHOOD.

SMUD: OBEY OR LEAVE OR DIE.

ENRON TASK FORCE: FUCK YOU ALL! POMO: I LIKE THIS WARFARE.

The first shoe to gall [sic]: "I will stick by my man."-- #HillaryClinton #NancyPelosi

steve jones: CHELSEA!

DEAR PAUL PELOSI: I MIGHT HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED TOO. MY KEYS ARE MISSING.

My "Discount" Broker all of a sudden wants commissions. #SCOTTCAAN: [fiction: no they don't]. re: James Caan in Norman Jewison film: Rollerball (1975). "Show Me The Way"--Peter Frampton comes to mind. #DoUFeelLikeWeDo? #NativeAmericansPreferJoeWalshNOW Revenge of Lynyrd Skynyrd

VLADIMIR PUTIN: I beat them to the punch. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Bravo Zelenskyy et al and even yes, perhaps Vlad Putin. Wait and see with Silver and Gold. THE NEPTUNE SOCIETY: MINE SILVER. Ye did not die in vain. YE JOHN RUBENS: [TO SCOTT CAAN, A DUTCH MAN SAID THAT ABOUT ME; I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A SLIGHT, BUT IN PERSPECTIVE, IT WAS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, JOHN MARSHALL RUBENS DIED AT 57 FROM LUNG CANCER]. STEVE JONES: Chelsea or die. CLINTON FOUNDATION: Thanks. JOHN RUBENS: I HAVE A CLUB BY MY DOOR. JEFFREY SHEPARD: JAMES DEAN IS NO JOHN W. DEAN. REPORTER: WHY? JEFFREY SHEPARD: ASK YOUR MOVIE STARS. SCOTT CAAN: WHAT DID HE SAY? JOHN RUBENS: THE DUTCHMAN? SCOTT: YEAH. VAN LEUWEN: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE YOUR FATHER. JOHN RUBENS: THE MAN HAD THREE DAUGHTERS. YE: BURN SOME INCENSE. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: NEXT TIME "DEEP STATE" ASKS IF I WANT TO DONATE, TOTALLY, MY BODY TO A UNIVERSITY SCIENCE CLINIC OR "BETTER", MAYBE A HOSPITAL OR ST. JUDE'S OR ST. ANDREWS, I SAY YE. WILL RALPHS SELL CANNIBIS: BROKER/LAWYERS: IT'S 'TRICKY'. JOHN RUBENS: I THOUGHT SO.

POCHO~!

JAMES EDWARD ALMOST.

POCHO!

BUY SILVER OR CS.

It's not my fault. #CREDITSUISSE, kick ass. #CNBC

No one but people I pay to listen to me. It's awful.

HUNT BROS: THANKS FOR RESURRECTING ARTEMIS I.

NEPTUNE SOCIETY.

Dear Charles Schwab & Co.: Morgan Stanley never lied to me.

Morgan Stanley 'could' buy the TD Ameritrade arm[s] of Charles Schwab & Co. CNBC is doomed like American Football. AUSTRALIA: BLOKE!

pacwa sj: Don't Gloat John.

Okay.

Dear USA: I haven't voted since OBAMA 2008.

ARIZONA HERO: RONALD REAGAN MY HEROS: JESUS CHRIST, BABA FROM INDIA, WAY OF BLISS, ANANDA MARGA [STILL MEDITATE] ALDOUS HUXLEY, HERBERT MARCUSE.

DRAFT KINGS, FAN DUEL: YOU WANT TO BET ON PHILADELPHIA ASSHOLE?

VOTE YES ON 27 OR GO TO JAIL, JUST LIKE POT IN THE SEVENTIES. RONALD REAGAN: Let's go to D.C. Nancy. NANCY: Oh boy. John W. Dean: intellectual, Jeff Shepard, loyal.

charles schwab: what do you want? KNOW YOUR PLACE . #PAULPELOSI #JESSEWATTERS

RUBENS: Right now, restitution or virtual heads on [a] silver platter[s]. reference: Jeffrey Shepard, Bud C. and John Dean TDA: You're kidding. RUBENS: Yes, but thinking of retaining a lawyer to arbitrate this lack of notice case and possible deception for punitive damages. Cover-up commissions? SPECTRUM: WE DON'T DO THAT. FISHER: WE DON'T DO THAT. TDA: Then go to a full commission broker! DISCLOSURE: As uncharitable as it may seem, I'm giving my own party. I'm not going to feel sorry for Elon Musk if META rains on his. MARTYRDOM: Like Bartleby the Scrivener, I'd rather die for Christ. #HermanMelville! PAUL PELOSI: Don't gloat John. This can happen to you. JOHN RUBENS: I'm not Italian. JESSE WATTERS: Hey, many Italians watch my show. JOHN RUBENS: [Afraid to venture further into BACKGROUND {surname/id} of the assailant of Paul Pelosi this morning in San Francisco, CA, with Jesse, but look to him for clues]. JESSE WATTERS: Don't gloat John. Are you Beavis or Butthead? BUTTHEAD: Oh yeah...Beavis, the feature about online pranks and dirty deeds for hire. BEAVIS: As low as $1500. DIRT BUTTHEAD: Cheap. AC/DC: Ours. compilation by John Rubens parties reserve their copyrights Oct. 28, 2022 JESUS: DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE. PACWA, SJ: GLOATING COMES CLOSE. WHO'S NEXT? THE HORRIBLE WHO. "The Horrible Who" by Steve Jones, aka Jarvis and Cook

I know Dear Broker

"You gotta take the bitter with the sweet."--Hensel Herrig played by Charles Schwab. Fiction.

JEN TSAKI'S Terrifying Holiday @MSNBC

FICTIONAL JEN TSAKI: I'M THINKING OF WEARING ALL BLACK WITH WHITE FACE. MSNBC: NO KIDDING? JEN TSAKI: LISTEN TO MY PODCAST. HALLOWEEN: BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. SQUARE: JACK DORSEY SAYS WHAT HUEY LEWIS SAYS: IT'S COOL TO BE SQUARE. STANFORD: ATTA BOY.

DEEP STATE CAN CALL US 'TERRORISTS', THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT SO SOCIAL MEDIA.

MIMC: DON'T FUCK WITH US. JOHN RUBENS: I SUSPECT MORGAN STANLEY IS BUYING TD AMERITRADE THE WAY THEY ARE TREATING ME. JEFF BIERMAN AND RED OPTION: WE WARNED YOU. SPECULATIVE FICTION There's a reason Chicago suffers from gun violence. AL CAPONE: Thanks for the nod John. RUBENS: I'm not your judge. subtext: "You want penny stocks three years after COVID-19?" TDAMERITRADE: Pay a commission. RUBENS: Dear MS. NBC: Yes I saw Jen S on her maiden voyage. charlotte's web: we're not asleep at the switch. John Rubens Oct. 26, 2022

BUY FORD, Kinross Gold Corp. KGC, as a hedge. #gold TODAY'S DIGS: FB digs TWTR

STRANGE, UKRAINE AND RUSSIA ARE BOTH IN ON THIS. OCT. 27 addendum: Now CHINA is in on IT too. Mining. Speculative Fiction by John Rubens Because TDA likes KGC, I like the dividend vs. Endeavor Silver. subtext: could be time to buy Endeavor Silver Corp in CAN? JAMES CAAN'S GHOST: Yes John. BARRICK GOLD: OUR NAME RHYMES WITH FEERICK. COME ON JOHN. OUR TICKER IS EASIER TO REMEMBER, AND ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE MORE GENEROUS DIVIDENDS, WE'LL PAY THEM. TMOBILE: We raised your fees chump. TDAMERITRADE: NO EXIT. Our lawyers and FINRA can beat up your lawyers [mocking giggles]. BUY SILVER NOW CHUMP. CREDITS: EWTN AND JEAN-PAUL SARTRE and his paramours? RONALD REAGAN: John, can you IMAGINE what California would have been like under Pat Brown? JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: My parents were Republicans. I liked you until you beat my Christian Hero Jimmy Carter. spec fic JIMMY CARTER: The Carter Foundation; Habitats for Humanity. Win-Win: Even if CA Prop. 27 goes to the POMO, we get housing for some. October 26, 2022 Disclosure: Want to buy Lake Co. or Colusa Co. real estate. Twitter doesn't have much upside today, or FB does it? The Domino effect: "You're suspended John."--MUTT "Leave him alone."--JEFF

nice guys finish last Richard and Stephen Payne @EWTN

Funny how the film A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing II lionizes President Ronald Reagan. Inappropriate. More on point to show Patti and Ron Reagan.

Dear PAYNES at EWTN: You Help Make Heroes Look Bad. SLV at 17.82 U.S. Dollars a share. ProShares. Subtext: Will PLUG BUY the Korean FCEL? Now these DHS Feminist and Gaylords are on to me: Cut me off from TD Ameritrade platform for commoners: Jeff Bierman and Red Option: Fuck You All! Who the fuck needs you? BIERMAN: The market went up like I said. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: MIA CULPA; THINGS ARE BAD WHEN ONE DOES NOT TRUST ONES OWN FAMILY. DEFINE FAMILY: JESUS: ONE'S NEIGHBOR. JOHN RUBENS: I'LL STAY INDOORS BUT WANT ITALIAN SUBWAYS WITH A COUPON NOT ON MY CELLPHONE. #BOSS7: WHAT ABOUT ME? ME: BOUGHT TWO OF YOU LAST TIME ON THE 3 FOOT SUBS COUPON SUBWAY SENT TO ME. NOW I WANT PORK: 666 CUOMO: YOU WANT GARLIC.

1. HERBERT MARCUSE 2. FRANCIS 3. ALDOUS HUXLEY. Thankfully, since feminist psychologist[s] dismiss Freud, you say nothing bad about him in WolfInSheepsClothingII. But for connection to Alfred Kinsey. We build on each other. Please build on Freud rather than Kinsey women. SUBTEXT: My Godson Patrick asked me if I am a Communist. He went to Chico State. TYRUS: I only played Tyranasaurus Rex. HI-KARATE: Only NAZIS were Nazis, right? TYRUS: NAZIS EARNED THAT TITLE. "So right." Bullwinkle with Boris and Natasha. We have another PAYNE marked off on our ballot for an education member. Not like EWTN PAYNES in religion maybe, but made sense as an influencer. NIXON: Protestants do what WE can. Protestants who do not worship Mother Mary, nor cow-tow to #Everyman who is called "Father". subtext: Was Judas, inter alia Oh Judas, it would have been better if you'd never been born by your mother. JUDAS: Potter's Field. My final stand defeated. SILVER BUGS: Don't listen to Bloomberg's Rukey. RUBENS TO AMERICAN-UKRAINIANS: Don't go there Rookey. James Whitmore as the head priest to Taylor, played by Charleton Heston with a babe. FCEL: Cut-off after buying PLUG. UKRAINIAN: YOU SET US BACK 50 YEARS. AMERICAN: YOU WILL BE THE FINEST OF AMERICANS NEXT GEN. 2035: LET A UKRAINIAN FIGHT RUSSIAN FORCES IF HE OR SHE OR BRITTANY GRINER WAS DEFINITELY BORN IN THE USA. subtext: BRITTANY: USA's Trojan Horse? BRITTANY'S WIFE: DON'T CALL MY WIFE A HORSE! JOHN RUBENS TO A CHOLO POCHO: After Nury Martinez, I know better Jackass! LEGEND: CHARLES SCHWAB & CO. WIPED ME OUT AGAIN AS FAR AS LETTING THEM HANDLE MY AFFAIRS. ALGORITHMS: WE TOLD YOU FIRST. YUVAL HARARI SPONSORED BY THE SAGE CENTERS/UCSB

CONFESSION TO ARCHBISHOP GOMEZ [LOS ANGELES]

FORGIVE ME GOD THE FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED. I WANT TO RAVISH CERTAIN WOMEN THAN INTRIGUE ME BUT I AM GLAD TO BE UNABLE. DISCLOSURE: INVEST IN SILVER DERIVATIVES AND HAVE COIN IN SAFE DEPOSIT. Subtext: Once I get going, they get going too. GRATEFUL DEAD: MINE AS WELL BE POOR. CHARITY HELPED THE HIPPIES. The Stress of Pledges: Together In Mission: Experiences I do not want to repeat. GOMEZ: I asked you to pray for me, not write for me. RUBENS: Dear Father, Gomez means well and LA is a tough place. Maybe not as tough as Nazareth, but perhaps, like a movie most have seen, a different place because Pottersville was not built on Simon Peter. PETER KOMAR: NO TIME FOR WOMEN. DONNA REED: I WAS NO LIBRARIAN. JOHN RUBENS: I WAS, part-time #CarusoPepperdineSchoolofLaw: I had Mary Miller for Contracts. I should have bought Farnsworth's CONTRACTS TOO but TRIBE was cool, although red. MARY MILLER: ? JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Ich Verstent. DISCLOSURE: Catholic but like fellowship at Church of Christ and Assemblies of God/pentecostal-evangelical, but now that I'm 64 1/2, not so much. I love you all.--Ozzy Osbourne: I can say as much. STEVE JONES: John... CAROLE FORAN: JOHN... CINDY FORAN: LET'S TALK AT A COFFEE SHOP, NOT A BAR JOHN!

PLANET OF THE APES: EVEN IN OUR WORLD TAYLOR, THE APES OBEY THE LIGHT AND FEAR THE DARK.

NIXON: LAY IT TO THEM JOHN.

BLONDES ARE WORTHWHILE: BRITNEY SPEARS FOR PRESIDENT; BRITTANY GRINER, VP, IN ABSTENSIA

BOB CORKER: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

Hitperson HBO: BARRY: You will die and you will not die happy.

UKRAINE: For you BARRY, anything. BARRY: Peace? RUSSIA: Okay BARRY. Does Disraeli want peace in our time? USA: More than Chamberlain.

UKRAINIAN PIECE OF SHIT: [or Iranian happenstance/Palestinian]: You Americans [maybe French too] think you're hot shit in a bucket, but you're really...

COLD PISS IN A DIXIE CUP. USA: They'll cost you. We don't have pipes for everyone. Dixie Corporation, DXYN, common. FOREX: Not to be confused with DX or DXI, a dollar index. DXYN is another dollar index symbol too. DIXIE: Bastard Jeffersons. BURR: Ahhhh. HAMILTON: In terms of our Union, who is the bastard here? MARCUSE: Why ask for judges? Don't even mention Liz Cheney or the GI. CAAN: MAY...BE...U...DIDN'T HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME. JOHN RUBENS: NOR ME. DELAWARE: DESTROY...DESTROY! DESTROY!

What if an inordinate amount of hacking is done by cyber security firms and operatives?

HARVARD: CONTRACTS: I'LL ASK THE 'WHAT IF' QUESTIONS HERE. YALE: LISTEN TO THE ASSHOLES. rubens: The old mutt and jeff routine? UCLA: Don't fuck with us. HACKERS PARADISE.

DOES LOYALTY [LAWYERTY] STILL WORK?

DOG, I MEAN DOJ: NO! TRUMP: YOU WON'T GET A JOB FROM CNBC.

The UK TAKES ON THE USA

Musical Chairs for the Tory Prime Ministers that might not go away until the "end of the world". UK via Piers Morgan: Why can't the UK be a 52nd State? RUBENS: Northern Ireland for one. Disclosure: Silver Investor Subtext: Changes tend to put silver to extremes. THE ATLANTIC COUNCIL: We don't care about Wales and Northern Ireland becoming United States. What we care about and what England cares about [Germany and France?] is keeping the U.S. Capitol nearby, not in Denver. AUSTRALIA: DREAM ON!

JOE BIDEN: GET WITH THE PROGRAM MAN.

KAMALA HARRIS: MAN? PROGRAM KAMALA HARRIS [FICTION]: I'm for BASS but don't vote, is that it? JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Getting hot. BUY SILVER OR SUFFER. SUBTEXT: MY FEELING ARTEMIS I IS MISNAMED. SUGGESTIONS INCLUDE: LADY LIBERTY; SILVER STREAK, ASTEROID SLAUGHTERER. BANKS HAVE A ROLE. MARY POPPINS. REALITY BY GUTFELD ET AL.: BANNON GETS 4 MO. GUTFELD: IT EMBOLDENS MY CONSTITUENTS TO SPEAK THEIR TRUTH ACCORDING TO THEM AND THEIR GOD. NAVY ALWAYS GETS LAST PLACE. GUTFELD: I WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT FIRST MATE. JESUS: I WALKED ON WATER. I'M WITH YOU. THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST. EVIDENCE: THE EARTH HAS A LOT OF OCEAN WATER. IRAN: DON'T COME INTO THE PERSIAN GULF. OMAN: RUBENS WARNED US. HE HEARD IT FROM 'M'. MEHRAZ. EDGAR CAYCE: You heard it? RUBENS: I had a revelation, yes. EDGAR CAYCE: BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW? cnbc: He saw the video @ #ShepardSmith

A Maniac Rally In The Offing. YES ON 27? STOP THE MANIAC RALLY NOW! NO ON 26! #BINGO! CROOKED GAMES BACK IN #VOGUE. MADDONA [sic]: SHUT UP!

MADONNA: Shut up. PUTIN: I'm Christian. The Holy Spirit is in me as it is in many Roman Catholics [AND PROTESTANTS LIKE EPISCOPAL, METHODIST AND CHURCH OF CHRIST. ASSEMBLY OF GOD AND BAPTISTS OPTIONAL BUT NOTEWORTHY OF PRAISE TO THE FATHER]. O'REILLY: PROVIDE EVIDENCE BEYOND GREAT ACTING [STANISLAVSKY]. CUOMO: I HAVE A KID NAMED MARIO. BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS: And when I'm gone, when I'm [dead] dead and gone, they'll be one child born [the rocker had a kid] to #CARRYON. Crosby is still alive. Stills Nash and Young. "I smoke a little." JOHN MARSHALL RUBENS: Your grandfather is not what you think he is. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: I'm sorry but I would have took the deal with Carerra. I avoided Children. JACKIE: YOU'RE CURSED! john matthew rubens: I married Lucia BECAUSE she couldn't have children. THUNDERBIRDS: Eat your soup. BIERMAN: It's on me. LOS DIABLOS [FELIPE ARENAS] : to carry on, to carry on. GILDA AND FELIPE: Philip. JOHN RUBENS: DESTROY! No CARUSO, No CUOMO, NO O'REILLY, NO MURDOCH.. AUSTRALIAN: JACKASS DEAR CHP: YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? COME ON UP JACKASSSES, MALE, FEMALE AND #TRANS.

rubensrugbyclergy: Buy Hiroshima Real Estate NOW!

Play Rugby. Drink Budweiser. Dear Vladimir and the Russian Federation: I can buy one or two shares of NOC, that's all. FICTIONAL SUBTEXT: destroy DESTROY DESTROY!! It's some kind of maniac rally! NYSE: We follow.

FICTION: "It was a perfect phone call. I don't understand."--Zelenskyy UKRAINE You, with Kamala Harris can do IT JOE!

TRUMP: I let them in. She had a deep throat.#SecretAgentMan "We're giving you a number, and we're taking away your name." YE HUDSON: I SAID MAKE IT SHORTER! BOBBY SHORTER FOR PRESIDENT. BOB CORKER: THAT'S CORKER. RUBENS: CORK-HER, I GET IT; MY WIFE, NOR MY MOTHER IS IMPRESSED. CARUSO AND BASS: CHOICE ERIC GARCETTI: I'm 5'8+ I will sue you for CARUSO: No you won't.--Fictional #PepperdineSchoolofLaw RUBENS: Did you have Mary Miller for Contracts? Something strange going on. ALAN DERSHOWITZ: IT'S NOT CRIMINAL!!!!! TRIBE: COULD BE A VIOLATION OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. SUBTEXT: HIROSHIMA PROVINCE IS STILL CHEAP. MY BROTHER PAUL SAYS IT'S THE WEAK YEN. BUY HIROSHIMA PROVINCE NOW

Dear TD Ameritrade: I Guess I'm OBTUSE.

Charlotte's WEB alright.

Mercy and Misery; Oh Silver, How These English Words Sound [Son, Fr.] So Alike; Misericordia, Sp.

We need mercy when we're miserable with a mistress.

"Were You At LeJeune?"

Got my registration form. GHOST: PRESENT. GHOSTII: Here. GHOST III: Got mine. O'REILLY: Are you sure you want to do that. Cut off your ties. RUBENS: YES. "Were you there when they crucified my Lord? Were you there when they hung him to a tree? Were you there when the crucified my LORD!?" CUOMO: I'm Catholic. KIMMEL: I'm Catholic. FALLON: I'm Irish. COLBERT: I'm Catholic. BBC: Can you blame us? RUBENS: Only you, Graham and John McCain for this war. THUNDERBIRDS: INTERNATIONAL RESCUE. Bomb the hell out of them Virgil. TRIXY: TODAY THE QUEEN, IN THREE DAYS, THE WORLD. UNION JACK. ALEX JONES: IN THREE DAYS THE UNION JACK WILL BE FLYING OVER MOSCOW!

BRAIN DAMAGE: cannabis and football.

INVICTUS: RUGBY ASSUMES RISKS OF SCRAPES, SORE MUSCLES, BONES AND BRAIN DAMAGE AS BAD AS THE NFL. DODGER COMMENTATOR.

DIANA SHIPPING: DSX If the Ukraine War ends, FORD will go up even more! #JimCramer #speculativefiction #JeffBierman: Don't mention me.

If you want to go on strike, we have union work probabilities arising in early February, 2023 or even after the holidays, if possible. The point is, holidays are today. unions: ASK FOR HOLIDAY PAY IDIOTS!!! Gil Cedillo: Resign. LION: Keep safe in the mountains. LEGEND: HOLIDAYS ARE STADIUM GAMES FOR US TO WORK. SDI: YOU CAN WORK Consultant without pay on bailment: John Matthew Rubens Disclosure: Have about 1 K invested in preferred and common stock securities. MEANWHILE: FORD PLAYING A WESTERN: Don't you dare day trade on F. RUSSIAN FEDERATION: Ukrainians like Mercedes. PHYLLIS: Accountability. #CityAttorneysOffice BOBBY CORKER IS MY PRESIDENT!--John Matthew Rubens RUBENS: Stop the forest fires in California. POMO: We can help. #Volunteer Fire and Community. Forest Lake, CA. HOLIDAYS ARE TODAY: GENERAL STRIKE? POMO: Please remember our contributions. PROP 27 spin-offs: I BUY. WHAT IS THE POLICE CONTRACT IN CASE OF A LOS ANGELES STRIKE? REMEMBRANCES OF THE 90's. STRIKE, STRIKE STRIKE. STATE BAR: CUM NOW JOHN. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: strike...Strike...STRIKE...STRIKE!!! GO FUCK YOURSELVES SANHEDRIN. YE MURDOCK: YE. FUCK 'EM. GREECE: YOU ARE NOT FUCKING OUR WOMEN!! JESUS: NO. At least Ye got closer to Yahweh. Dear Ye: Lox is not Jewish per se. I'm eating IT. DIANA SHIPPING

Officers Keep The Peace: Choose One's Morality Police! FORD Henry Ford. #MattMiller1973 #spinaltap #NewHampshire still is: "Live Free or Die!" PUTIN: I forgive you.

Piece or Peacemaker In San Rafael, CA, we had a unit all men with guns. Grandpa Bowsie > Greg Rubens > Patrick Rubens > Kobi Hudson > John Greg Rubens JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: It doesn't have to be a colored officer in terms of wearing a blue uniform and joining clubs and unions. SUBTEXT: "Under color of law" The Jury is with the U.S. Constitution: Markets keep me out because I wear a mask. O'REILLY: Why, that's the Lone Ranger. CUOMO: I wish he were Tonto. RUBENS: I'm not 'good' if Jesus isn't either. L.A. COUNTRY [sic] SHERIFF: "Nice guys finish last." Philip Rothschield: Volunteer! #FIRE #POLICE "Ha ha. Get a REALID." John Rubens, Not particularly happy, but thank God I can afford the Budweiser. Belgians rule it fine. Ye: Los Angeles, where dogs have voice. AZ: We too! Washington, D.C.: Si. Germany and Czech Republic: We wait until you pay the price for Lowenbrau Export or Pilsner Urquell. OLIGARCHS: We have your Pilsner Urquell. We have plenty of money now that silver and oil are back up dumkopf JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Jesus, I always want to ask you about the agony of the crucifixon. I agree with the cleric, the agony was in the garden. You saved a man, even still. "I lost 11 in the garden." "It could go either way."--John Marshall Rubens on his deathbed. He knows the Holy Spirit. Resurrection of Fire. #Pentecost MARSHALL ISLANDS GO ON STRIKE Dear Marshall Islands: I forgive you. Fictional Chris CUOMO: I hear you brothers.

FIGHTING WORDS

Oh boy. RUBENS: Buy the insurance.

CARUSO, CUOMO: BRING BACK THE MORALITY POLICE?

JOHN RUBENS I'd still vote for Bass but won't vote. I'm registered in Arizona. POLICE: Not only our force. BULLHEAD CITY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.

A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand.

Re: Cuomo and Dershowitz "It's a show alright."

SHARK: You're No Shark.

Who's in the tank?

"A Kinder, Gentler Nation."--George H.W. Bush

Subtext a la #41: Now our troops are back. Let's coordinate toward 'kinder and gentler'. PROGRESSIVE: Pretty good 41.

THE STORY OF JONAH: Waiting for The Mouth of The Leviathan. https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/8208506701182723362/5502339040281486577

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PUTIN: There is only one football. FRANCE: C'est-ca. UKRAINE: Peut-etre. CZECH REPUBLIC: Da. ENGLAND: Hear hear! STEVE JONES: I win. American Football is CNBC doomed. DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES! AUSTRALIAN: DREAM ON! BUDDHA: WOKE. I suppose I'll let the American Buddhists take all the credit, but we know better. RUBENS RUGBY BOARD: It's time to bash heads, but guys and especially gals, we don't do that anymore. We could be not only brain damaged but go home unemployed and the teams goodwill may not outlast, survive the bankruptcy. SHARK FROM SHARKTANK: Yeah, but you're not a shark. RUBENS: In a predatory sense or a hunger? SHARK: What's the difference [moron]. RUBENS: Can it be stored? What is the shelf life of the prey? FOP: Let's not sell liquor. RUBENS: How about beer? LA City Council: In certain places. We've been getting complaints. BLM/WLM: Ye, complaints. copyrights reserved, John Rubens Oct. 18, 2022

CHRIS NYZY: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE. SHIT HAPPENS @CNBC.

U.S. Trust

#PLEASEBOBBYPLEASE! GET ME A REAL ID! dhs CROSS AND RE-CROSS EXAMINATIONS: JUDGE: Your Thrill Ride May Be Over. PHYLLIS: DO YOU TAKE NARCOTICS? #SMUD and Sacratomatoe Politics. "Open the Circle" re: Will the Circle, be unbroken, by and by Lord by and by? CHURCH OF CHRIST v. ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.

JESUS, BILL O'REILLY, NEWS HOUNDS. PHYLLIS [above is a character and my sister. She's the fictional character asking the question, if there's any ambiguity.]. Credit: CUOMO @ NewsNation YE: All the people we were supposed to be: Doctors, Lawyers, Accountants. JOHN RUBENS: The accountants did not repent; their employers went bankrupt. re: Arthur Andersen, et al. #EnronAndTheDOJ Raptor detour. OREILLY: Take your Deborah Harry and whatever else you have hiding under your underpants and get lost. RUBENS: I saw the lady from Charmed today. Not Dougherty, the one that's been on CUOMO'S old show. She stopped way short of the crosswalk. I looked over and she was looking at her phone. SCHWARTZENEGGER: What is her name? RUBENS: I'm not a snitch, but she looked largely the same. Driving a jet black porche or tesla suv. No markings I could see from a distance by the time I stealthily looked back. I don't like spies. Speaking of spies like me, the Ambassador of Hollywood has people. I have location. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. Dear President and heads of Russian Federation: Where are your women? PUTIN: Hiding from you! RUBENS: Free the DURANS! PUTIN [Fiction]: Put LA on the scope. RUBENS: My sister Phyllis says I'm insane. I may use the defense someday? TRUMP: That's right John; keep your options OPEN you jackass! Quit selling! RUBENS: For you Donald? Will you back little Bobby Corker for President, just in case? If we elected Brittany GRINER in abstensia we could do a [Helen of Troy] Joan D'Arc chose. "ALVIN JACKSON" IS CALLING. GET BACK TO YOU. 562 AREA CODE LONG BEACH RUBENS: I help whom I choose. OREILLY: Then you're a potential treasonous asshole! LEVY: Aren't we all? NUN at OLM: You don't even draw a neck! subtext: You have a stiff neck. Dear Former Pres. Trump: Can I sell SLV options? TRYSTS FOR TRUMP: Ask someone else John. JOHN: CORKER? Former Senator Bob Corker, when you were under the fig tree, I saw you. Please help Smokey stop forest fires. Please help us save forests in California. PLEASE! #BobbyCorker4Pres Dear Phyllis: You've cut me to the quick!--The Warrior in Oz Trapped in Hollywood castle with the other "O leah O" men. FRAMPTON: It seems. It seems to always work out well for those who love the Lord and Milt Larsen et al. Love everyone if one can. Hamlet "Mother, I know not seems." William Shakespeare NO: I DON'T TAKE THEM.--JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS...except what Governor Huckabee sells. The second batch was shitty. L-Tryptophan: A batch that's shitty. I also take melatonin more than half the time, but not always. I know SLEEP has melatonin but some nights don't take either, especially out of our home. compilation specfic copyrights reserved. John Rubens, October 18, 2022

Non-paid Agent of INVESCO QQQ for #MattMiller1973 @ #BloombergETFIQ A FUND FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. #CELEBATESCELEBRATE

Paying the bills. DISCLOSURE: silver "There's a fund for humanity." GOOD LUCK! Brittan Acres Elementary made a bog. Didn't work in San Carlos, CA [drought laden]. El Nina fooled them. EL NINO: Fucking stupid Ukrainians. FICTION: UKRAINIANS: We're all fucking and you're not. AMERICANS: Yeah. FRENCH: GOOD LUCK. russia: fuck you. middle east: PAY FOR MY CHILDREN: FUCK YOU. MURDOCH: FUCK YOU. RUSSIAN PRIESTS: FUCK YOU. JILL BIDEN: I'M FUCKING JOE! COMMUNITY COLLEGE ASS'N: FUCK THE POLYTECHNICS IN RUSSIA AND GERMANY. RUBENS: Oh yeah? #FUCKYOU! POLICE: YOU'RE FUCKED. RUBENS: FOP, FUCK YOUS [sic]. CUOMO: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? RUBENS: LUCIA LIKES YOU. GOOD LUCK LUCIA!

The Bank Is Not Broken; The Union Is Not Broken.

BOSTON: You lose! PROP. 27: This time it MAY BE YOU TWO! DRAFT KINGS & FAN DUEL WITH THE POMO. POMO: If we lose, let's bring back the volunteer fighters fires and coordinate together. RUBENS: Okay! NEW YORK: Yeah suckers; then we'll try again, won't we? RUBENS: Probably in the end, like we helped the UK after a while in 1941. RUSSIA: I will cut your fingers off Rubens. RUBENS: I thought the Ukrainians were Nazis? CUOMO: I've been there John; you don't want to go. RUBENS: Will lie for vodka? Dear PUTIN: I'm sorry. The nuclear rhetoric was perhaps too much but I was angry. Please forgive my sins of "nuke PUTIN's toes" and telling Boris Johnson PM at the time, I could get drunk and push the button for him if he couldn't do IT. Sincerely, 99%, John Rubens [mostly serious]. BUDWEISER: PERHAPS THE 'BEST' OR at least 'finest' Lager Beer PILSNER URQUELL: MODELO HAD IT RIGHT! BUDWEISER: Many now prefer #Budweiser for their cheladas. #CutwaterBloodyMaryMix #MOREPADRES "One is your Father."--Jesus Christ the Son of God. JUDAS: TIME TO BUY SILVER. EWTN: REMEMBER US IN YOUR PRAYERS. UKRAINE: WHERE'S THE WINE RUBENS? STRESS TESTS: RUSSIAN FEDERATION STRESS TEST.

We Beat People On The Job

RUSSIA v. UKRAINE

trump v. fbi "Ich Bin Eine TRUMPER"! "A Bunch of Suckers!"--CLEO for NO ON 27, if nothing else. https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/8208506701182723362/6373589377327215930

fbi: After all we did. Italian Heads in a Mafioso's Bed. FBI: Stress Tests. Every Hour On the Hour! Parent of Ali McGraw in Love Story circa 1971 COPPOLA: That's my film, The Godfather (c. 1972). JIMMY CAAN [As Sonny Corleone or Jonathan E. in Rollerball]: Let me do this Pops. MR. BARTHOLOMEW: I hope you're voting for Bobby Corker. JIMMY CAAN: Bob Bartholomew Corker? SCOTT CAAN: BBC? JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: Little People have taken over Los Angeles. PRIEST: Humility. John Rubens NO ON 27 HOLLYWOOD MAN AT THE DOLBY CHINESE: I 'Acted Out'. PUTIN: We came to WeHo. Now the small people "own" LA. JOHN RUBENS: A BUNCH OF SUCKERS alright. Speculative Fiction by John Rubens October 14, 2022 FUCK BIDEN AND FUCK CARUSO TOO.

PROTESTANT EVANGELICALS v. ROMAN CATHOLICS

LIZ CHENEY v. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

New American Slogan: GIVE BACK AND GET BACK.

HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN HIS HANDS.--NEGRO SPIRITUAL

Is Witchcraft Necessarily Violent?

As the Father is Good, the witch is not good. Neither are we. Even Jesus replied to a man he wasn't a 'good' teacher.

#41

Like I said John, 'less is more'. JOHN RUBENS: Yeah, 'A kinder, gentler nation.' Friday, Oct. 14, 2022

GOD IS IN CONGRESS. GOD IS IN CONTROL. EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.

OUTER LIMITS: We control. STRESS TESTS AT THE TOP OF EVERY HOUR FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2022. JOHN RUBENS [Hamlet 'Mother I know not seems'].

#InAbstensia: Dear PUTIN: Many of us are not as racist or apparently so as #SamNemirovsky was. #VLADIMIR V. THE NAME I CAN'T SPELL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UKRAINE: #comedian

Even so, my smart money is with the NEM. May the Holy Spirit surround us forever, although I doubt it will be easy. Love Vlad: JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS, Mutt v. Jeff 10% OFF I'm tired of comedy, more magic if any pagan thing. I'd prefer you join to Jesus Christ. SPONSOR: Oscar Mayer, probably descended from an Ashkenazi Jew like us.

Elect Brittany Griner to an American Office. I bought a 75% wax.

I will donate to Brittany Griner. "Russia, if you want..."

https://www.colonialstock.com/otc-listings.htm "The Hobbit" is religious. #BOBBYCORKER4PRES #KAMALA FOR VP. #CUOMO TO COMMENT? The Jesuits assigned it Freshman year at Bellarmine College Preparatory San Jose CA Willers? Jesuit Priests know before me. Like John McDowell, first to know. [ecumenicali] #ecumenical?

Dear John McDowell [worked for #43]: I still try by faith in love. I try, but like my selfish beer. DONALD TRUMP: As I and Joe are unable, I nominate Former Senator Bob Corker for President of the United States. OAS: Don't you dare say America Asshole.EWW Mexican ETF "Bomb Putin's Toes?" "Get off my grass." PUTIN: Marijuana and hash lead to some paranoia above the baseline. Going to church and/or charity is an option. RUBENS: Oh yeah? Brittany Griner for President, inabstensia! CORKER: I'm here for you and TRUMP. FOX AND J.R.R. TOLKIEN. compilation copyrights reserved by parties. John Rubens 11:10 PT 10/12/2022 A follower of Jesus Christ and a patron of precious metals and semi-precious stone collecting: Grandfather, your time is up. JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS: DISCLOSURE AGAIN, AFTER I TOLD MCCAIN: I took home some rocks I found on trails. At the time, Don Laughlin was alive. Things may have changed in Laughlin, NV. Long live Don Laughlin! "Protection of the Soul" CHARITY: St. John the Baptist P.S.: CUOMO was wrong too. He should have added a [sic] on O'Reilly's math error of 100%. FICTIONAL O'REILLY: I'm Irish, wanna fight Christopher? We bought your medals now silver is in the dumps with your Saint! FICTIONAL KIRBY WRIGHT: Oh boy. compilation copyrights reserved by parties COME ON NOW BOBBY CORKER! COMES NOW:FORMER SENATOR BOBBY CORKER. FICTION: BOBBY CORKER FOR PRESIDENT NOW, BOBBY CORKER FOR PRESIDENT, GOD WILLING.--Fictional George Wallace from Alabama. DISCLOSURE: Attempt to fulfill my Sunday obligation by attending EWTN. CHP PARANOIA: "You're one of them!"

fictional TRUMP

Even Hillary is better qualified to lead America than this Joe. I hate to say it.

QUIET QUITTING AT LAUSD AND THE POLICE DEPARTMENTS: Unless We Get Fully Insured. #StateFarm #Farmers #LibertyMutual #MutualOfOmaha

re: Police saying they can't enforce the law.--Caruso/Bass debate last night

PLEASE GOD, MERCY & TRUTH. "We can mine Neptune and Save Earth!"--NASA KINGS @UCSDAlumni

https://wordpress.com/post/johnrubens.wordpress.com/29117 PITY US ALL. MUTT: You think you're hot shit in a bucket but you're really cold piss in a Dixie Cup. JEFF: Common DXYN. FICTIONAL MUSK: Use paper plates if you want to [nominal holding in Dixie Common Shares], we can mine Neptune and save Earth. #NoExit but in the Holy Spirit? We came, we conquered, why squander Earth? Mine Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. PROFESSOR: PLUTO isn't even a planet. PROFESSOR: It's a Disney Dog. JOHN RUBENS: Pluto the dumbo dog. Disney can make him bright, after all, he doesn't go into heat that I've seen on tv. COP: You channeling Felix the Cat? https://wordpress.com/post/johnrubens.wordpress.com/29117 ME: No one followed JUDAS. CAIN: October 7, 2022

Dirty Dan Showed Me Oly In The Morning. #JILLBIDEN #BILLMAHER #GEORGEWBUSH: WE WERE HACKED: 2013: NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND. BUILDING CONTRACTORS MY ASS! IT WAS US!

Tom Cole charitably gave me a half-dozen, but never more than one at at time. TUMWATER OREGON ADVANTAGE. ARIZONA IS OUT, BUT NEVADA IS IN. LAKE TAHOE. LIKE THE NYU STUDENTS AT NYU, 33.3% OF THE STUDENTS GOT RID OF ME AT MOHAVE COMMUNTITY COLLEGE. I COULDN'T CARE LESS. JOHN RUBENS OCTOBER 6, 2022 RE: LAUSD HACK FUCK LAUSD IN A MORAL WAY.

Because of our internet delay, I turned on ABC Channel 7 instead of Bloomberg 207. Dear MIKE: We are savages, but you feed on us. I know we share a name.

Oh boy. "What you're saying is there's a double standard here."--The View GUEST: ANA NAVARRO on evangelicals. The Emergency Alert System hit at 10:37am LIBERTARIANS v. DEEP STATE I'm old. Keep the SSI coming. Immigrants, some are welcome, especially if they have money to support themselves. Whoopi Goldberg: I never disliked you. The closest we got was when you were driving east on Franklin Ave. in your copper/gold tone Jag on a hot day like today and you and I couldn't get to our destination fast enough. Steadman: "It's enough." STEADMAN AND I may have a gripe.

Will Kamala Ever Get My Vote?

I bragged too much about voting Kamala Harris for Pres., 2024 for the Presidency in 2025. Now I'm only saying it's her or Bobby Corker.

FICTIONAL TRUMP: I don't know about you, but I see and hear weird things @PBS. #SanhedrinScience #LUV #SWA @Southwest

One of the weirdest things I saw was a roundtable of scientists that predicted precisely what was going on in society [formerly called zeitgeist; today it's 'celebrity' and what is it? #jurisprudence]. The moderator cut the last scientist [0ff] when he tipped the panel's hand. [sic] Never saw any of them since that I could recognize. Sincerely, John Matthew Rubens P.S.: I'd risk my life for a $29.00 fare to #NorCal. Dear KASHKARI: An important point of my existence was to visit by family by speed rail, but at $100.00 RT, this visit will be affordable. CA: At least we're trying.--Fictional Zoe Lofgren I may move to Lake Co. CA: Please don't ban me there. POMO v. White Johns POMO27: Why John? JOHN: We may want to buy there. POMO: It won't be us. #DELAWARE: John, maybe it's time to hang up the cleats. Lucia and John Rubens

The French Make Good Poo. That's one thing they know how to do.

FRENCH MAITRE D': Did everything come out alright? PATRON I know, "Do-do". Exquisite. Hardly needed more than two sheets of TP. Try the Spinach Croissant in West Hollywood. HOLLYWOOD MAN: [to wife] I know, the price will go up now. WIFE: I'm suspending your priviledges. HUSBAND: Liz Cheney lover!

ABC: Trilogy of TERROR: ONE OF MY PROBLEMS: KAREN BLACK STILL TURNS ME ON.

ABC: One episode at a time. BUY LIFE INSURANCE at STATE FARM. I don't like Betty White for not liking Twitter. Twitter suspended me. META: Get over IT. compilation copyright Rich Koz @MEtv and John Rubens TODAY'S HORROR: I can hear it now after BUD skyrockets. "It was said John Matthew Rubens drank more than his fair share of beer." AINSLIE: Let it be said, let it be known, John Rubens drank but rarely to excess. He did not smoke pot back then or any other drug but caffeine. compilation copyright October 4, 2022 John Rubens Speculative Fiction P.S. KAMALA HARRIS: John, you're taking Halloween a little too far this Fall. LIZ CHENEY: Yeah! JOHN: Law and Deep State Order? Don't make me say 'Sanhedrin' anymore.

The Italians Aren't That Bad: I liked the Pontifexes, Morelli and Pompeo. Al Capone I admired, but didn't like as a friend.

BUY AG

DEAR GOD: MOVE OUR CAPITOL TO COLORADO!

St. Louis. MeetMeInStLouis

WOMEN HAVE PROVEN THEIR THUNDERBIRDNESS #Overthere #USMC @USO @usairforce #RememberTheAlamo: Don't LET FEDS LEAVE US ALONE without NOTICE!

THUNDERBIRDS "You may have a curse; go again to church. We are the benefit of being American. @usairforce."

BORON IS CALLING AGAIN. Re: Loose verbs sink ships. putin agrees #OpenSeas #LawOfTheSea #Asians Are the First Ones There. #ParadiseCA #ColusaCo #LakeCo #Californye-a

I'm sorry military industrial complex. WOMEN ARE Thunderbirds TOO! Women who have more to lose disproportionally "hate" Justice Kavanaugh. It's as unfair as Sidney Powell on election day. Sincerely, John Rubens, former Judge, Los Angeles County Poll Worker The hours are long. subtext: PUTIN has the amphibious drone. PRAYER: PLEASE PUTIN DON'T BOMB USA! DON'T BOMB NATO ALLIES. STOP BOMBING [I give my life in exchange]. Dear President Vladimir PUTIN: If we both die in this, I hope the angels sing for our martyrdom for Christ. "In a nuclear holocaust, who is to blame after the retaliation. subtext: maybe if Los Angeles CA is bombed or Sacramento with a bunch of Ukrainians, the #41 Republicans will say we deserved it? BOBBY CORKER IS OKAY WITH ME. light the fire, but not in Cobb CA. Prop. 27: Land Grab POMO: We see you. ME: Middletown Mustangs. I'd go. I won't molest the girl. GERMANY and UKRAINE: Time to buy Middletown and Lake County, CA. Tough luck Eastern Seabord USA.

DAVID E. KELLEY: I must have been doing something right. TV Writer/Producer; Compare: #TaylorSheridan

Look to how others react. When the opposition wants to dispense with you or your position/situation, reflect using an examen prayer [St. Ignatius, founder of the Jesuits]. Examples: Wall Street Oliver Stone. TRUMP: Embarassing secrets. Who likes the Twitter board member who's also a head honcho at Salesforce? "John, why do you do this?" "'Acting Out' I guess. Letting off steam." See Skyscraper Heavens John Rubens (2015); David E. Kelley: "I must have been doing something right." TAYLOR SHERIDAN: Oh yeah? DEK: We're both Irish. TS: Aye, so we are. JR: Arrrr. PR: I'm Irish too and you are crazy more than Irish. JR: I've outlived a couple of other heavy drinkers in my bloodline. My grandpa was more moderate, but he had tb as a young man. Got cured in open air hospital in Colorado. HENRY WINKLER: Yeah John. RON HOWARD: You're not Irish Fonz. HW: Who said I was Italian? #BARRY HBO JB: Open air. I can go for some of that John. KH: Why not? JR: Yeah, the tone is oppressive, but the aftermath may be due in part to the COVID-19 pandemic and USA response. I would say TRUMP did the heavy lifting. BIDEN and HARRIS won't let us go, Soylent Green (c.1973) comes to mind. I'm less than 6 months away from 65 years old. "Oh no!" JB: Try 70. KH: 80. JR: TRUMP! TRUMP, TRUMP!! Trump pokes populist unpopular in the eye. @nytimes columnist Thomas Friedman KH: Are you trying to scare us? JR: Well it IS after all, still October. KH: Happy Halloween John. MARY MILLER/GREG VENNE: Cold comfort. compilation by John Rubens October 2, 2022 Moving the Capitol of the USA to Colorado, Kansas or Missouri.

#AIRPROFESSOR!

AP: Yes? #MEC: Putin... AP: Putin is a thief but I say "Form over substance." MEC: The Security Council Veto against it's own prosecution. AP: You get an A for today. NIECE: Two pots of coffee?! AP: Yes, I'm afraid so. Bad for the brain and the joints. Also, got high potassium from dehydration and had to drink a gallon of water. Love, John Rubens, Airhead Professor October 2, 2022 "You have to be able to laugh at yourself." Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf circa 1943

OnAIRPROFESSOR

"We're on air!" Watch THUNDERBIRDS.

Online Professor

Are we ON AIR yet? Podcaster Potentate John Matthew Rubens Don't let me get carried away. I have enough enemies. Correct me before I piss off a rich and/or powerful Person or Entity.