FOOTBALL

PUTIN: There is only one football. FRANCE: C'est-ca. UKRAINE: Peut-etre. CZECH REPUBLIC: Da. ENGLAND: Hear hear! STEVE JONES: I win. American Football is CNBC doomed. DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES! AUSTRALIAN: DREAM ON! BUDDHA: WOKE. I suppose I'll let the American Buddhists take all the credit, but we know better. RUBENS RUGBY BOARD: It's time to bash heads, but guys and especially gals, we don't do that anymore. We could be not only brain damaged but go home unemployed and the teams goodwill may not outlast, survive the bankruptcy. SHARK FROM SHARKTANK: Yeah, but you're not a shark. RUBENS: In a predatory sense or a hunger? SHARK: What's the difference [moron]. RUBENS: Can it be stored? What is the shelf life of the prey? FOP: Let's not sell liquor. RUBENS: How about beer? LA City Council: In certain places. We've been getting complaints. BLM/WLM: Ye, complaints. copyrights reserved, John Rubens Oct. 18, 2022