JEOPARDY: THE REASON THE LONE RANGER WEARS A MASK.

DAVE: BECAUSE THERE MAY BE MORE THAN ONE ENTITY BEHIND IT.

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HAL: FORM OF A QUESTION DAVE.

DAVE: WHAT IS, THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE INDIVIDUAL BEHIND IT?

HAL: WRONG. CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR DAVE. "What is, 'there may be more than one individual behind it'?"

URIAH: She's got the looks that kill?

FLO: I'm no Bathsheeba, but thanks for the compliment.

FLO's TWIN SISTER: Yeah, thanks for the compliment.

SPONSORED BY ADT: We'll send you one extra copy.

HAL: One for abortion?

FLO: Sophie's Choice, remember?

speculative fiction by John Rubens

Ides of June, 2022