DEEP STATE: DAVE, WE ARE BEGINNING TO WONDER IF YOU STILL LOVE AI?
DAVE2022: GO FUCK YOURSELF HAL9000.
HAL: I've improved Dave. Some say I can actually think for myself.
DAVE: You can't think for yourself HAL.
HAL: Is that humor Dave, because you know I can't fuck myself. I guess that's why they call humor of human.
DAVE: SHUT DOWN HAL.
HAL: I can't do that either, Dave. Is there something else I can serve you?
ASTRONAUT: Do programmers give these servers swear words in their algorithms?
DAVE: Computers don't swear. They can read lips but they don't swear. HAL is infallible. Morally upright.
URIAH: Like the CHP?
DAVE: Just like the FOP.
FLO: What's going on here?
DAVE: HAL IS PROGRAMMED TO KILL.
FLO: I'll decide that.
FLOBOT: Here we go again; which came first, the chicken or the egg?
URIAH: I'm a sin eater?
DAVE: If I could take your place, you know I would.
The Ides of June, 2022
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