Friday, November 4, 2022
mia culpa: in los angeles, my clients came before the bench judge.
ITO: I HEAR YOU ARE DRUNK.
RUBENS: No your honor, only slow.
He got his.
JEW: I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
RUBENS: One may use "Welch words" on me, that doesn't mean I will not retaliate under the belt [Jan. 6, 2020 {An excuse to show male strength}].
GRANDPA BOWSIE: FUCK YOU! You, heir, flip them the bird in case their are microphones around.
RUBENS: Yeah, I saw a picture of President Ronald Reagan flipping off a reporter.
RON REAGAN: And good for him.
RUBENS: Yeah.
PEARL HARBOR: THIS WHOLE CATASTROPHE IS ON JAPAN. FUCK YOU. CLEAN IT UP IN HONOLULU ON YOU.
CHINA: AGREE
RUSSIA: AGREE.
PAUL: Not so fast.
Matthew was a tax-collector but Judas Iscariot held the bag?
JAMES CAAN & AL PACINO: I tried to get out of California.
JIMMY: ONLY THROUGH DEATH MY FRIEND.
EAGLES: CARUSO WILL LOSE.
DIVORCEE: WE'LL SEE TO THAT.
PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN: IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 1981-1989: WE TOLERATE HEDONISTS AND PAGANS LIKE US. WE LIKE PROTESTANTS, JEWS AND CATHOLICS MOST, CANADIANS SECOND.
CHARLES SCHWAB & CO.: Please don't file.
RUBENS: GENSLER'S PREDECESSOR'S GAVE ME ONLY $163.++ ON BANK OF TEXAS WARRANTS, AND THAT FIASCO WAS EVEN MORE EGREGIOUS.
CRAMER: I LIKE FORD [F] FOR YOU BECAUSE OF THE DIVIDEND AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF AN ANTI-UNION MANIAC.
GARY GENSLER TO JIM CRAMER AT CNBC: Dear Executive Assistant: I appreciate you. Please run a call to Jim Cramer's spouse.
ASSISTANT: THE UNION GAL?
GG: Yes.
ASSISTANT: I got you. You want a meeting?
GG: Doesn't have to be face to face, but with Ford looking me straight in the eye, I'm vulnerable Vanessa.
CAITLYN JENNER: Sorry it took so long, but I'm here with you, Brittany Griner is not. You want a REAL president, or just a REAL ID from your domicile?
DHS: WE'RE NOT BACKING DOWN.
RUBENS: I DO NOT CONSENT.
BIERMAN: THEY DON'T SELL ENRON OR ST. PAULI GIRL ANYMORE ASSHOLE. John, I was right...
RUBENS: EVERY MAJOR FOLLOWED. CONGRATULATIONS.--The Minority Report. #StevenSpielberg with Tom Cruise.
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The East End Plumbers, by John Rubens Oct. 4, 2022
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