DIVERSIFIED FBI

STYX: We're all the same. STEVIE WONDER & PAUL McCARTNEY: Together. JOHN LENNON & DON McCLEAN: The days the music died. UKRAINIAN: We have music too. Stay in good shape. Dance the polka. MERRICK GARLAND & ARCHBISHOPS OF LOS ANGELES: Together In Mission. JOHN MARSHALL RUBENS: Don't be afraid to pay taxes [playing monopoly at Cobb Mountain]. ST. TERESE OF CALCUTTA: Go to Church anyway. DUKE of YESTERYEAR: Don't be too drunk to attend mass. PUBLIC OPINION: Better to stay home John. LAPD: Yeah John. MY DOCTOR/MYSELF: Thank you Doctor. GOD: How long do you think you can 'get away' with this? Adam and Eve did the same thing. MYSELF: When do I die? GOD: You may be dying now if you don't quit. JONATHANE: Are you telling me to quit? GOD: Blowing smoke up your arse. Dear GOD: When pot was illegal to consume, it wasn't available so we disciplined our mind to "fast" from the THC so when it became available to ingest, we'd get high again. re: "Cannabis for recreation is not something one wants to do everyday. But at my age, we want comfort." MARY MILLER [Contracts @Pepperdine]: Cold comfort John. Get some fresh air in those lungs of yours. Come to Malibu. ARCHBISHOP GOMEZ [FICTIONAL]: Brother John? ME: Yes? ARCHBISHOP GOMEZ: If you can make it to Target to get beer, you can make it to mass by foot. ME: Fauchi Ouchie Defense [I owe you $75.56 on the silver pledge {USO, The Jesuits latest drawdowns}. I think I deserve a beer]. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. JACK DANIELS: We got some 80 proof. RUGBY CAPTAIN: There's always one. compilation by John Rubens