UKRAINIAN PROPAGANDA: THE RUSSIANS NEVER BOTHERED TO LEARN ENGLISH. Dear Pontifex: I have bad, bad newsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

RUSSIAN-ARMENIAN: WE DID WITHOUT DIDDY. UKRAINIANS: WE WERE THE FIRST TO ARMERIKA LIGIT. JAY THOMAS: MANY LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF. CHICAGO BULLS: Chuck Feerick. Bob Feerick, Birmingham; Grandma Tici, An elephant never forgets. subtext: grudges ALERT: DON'T LET UAS FOLLOW YOU HOME. ACCOUNTABILITY: The moral high ground of reporters at NBC. Chuck Henry and the woman. If we have a constitution, then we can say "Fuck you" whether we're in Teheran or Los Angeles. CATHOLIC PRIEST/RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CLERIC: You'll pay for that. RUBENS: I don't pay. OZ: Russian, Iranians and Jews...oh my! KHALIL ON CUOMO: Thank you. JOHN RUBENS: MY FAVORITE BEER IS PILSNER URQUELL AND I DON'T CARE WHAT CHRIS OR HIS WORSE BROTHER THINKS. JESUS & MARY: Now why did you do that John? FEMINIST: OPEN YOUR EYES!