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ARISTOTLE ONASSIS: If you play football, don't believe John Matthew Rubens.
AO: The only way to make money now-a-days is to know something no one else knows. TECH BROS: So preppie antiquated. ME: Tech Bros. have a...
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
ARISTOTLE ONASSIS: If you play football, don't believe John Matthew Rubens.
AO: The only way to make money now-a-days is to know something no one else knows.
TECH BROS: So preppie antiquated.
ME: Tech Bros. have a point.
GROUP W: Westinghouse.
Project PLAN.
Brittan Acres Elementary School.
Love,
speculative fiction by John Rubens
Dear DOG [ETF: Short DOW] Investors: I'm trimming my profits and losses against my margin rates.
God forgive me for missing communion on Sunday.
Love,
John Matthew Rubens
JET SETTERS VOTE DEMOCRAT
We like Hondas.
John and Lucia Rubens
DISCLOSURE: I voted for DJT the last time. I voted for Bill Clinton once, Barack Obama once and our Senators once.
ME: It's coming down like Johnny.
P.S. subliminal: Dear silver investors, I'm buying de minimus today after selling yesterday.
WASHINGTON: No one said it was easy.
ME: EWTN is "easier" for me, but I miss communions.
Love,
John & Lucia Rubens
ME: Chad is rad.
ME: Dear Chad: I'm on cannabis and budweiser. The media gave me a new nickname and I don't like it. Suck it in FBI.
NIXON was wrong less than us. One of us.
Love,
"Daydrinker" John Rubens
EWW: It's the Gringo Jew John Rubens
ME: What? I BUY at lower prices, so what?
From Ashkenazi Jews and Mongols.
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Unlicensed Professional: Get your Monadnock Card lackey.
HECKLER: He's rabid!
JEFFERSON: A savage.
NASA Commander: Bring back Integrity!
MARINES: Hu-ya.
SOUTH KOREA: Thank you. In return, Chuck Norris Rest In Peace. Tang Soo Do.
MONODNOCK LICENSING: Get a card at least. Re: TRAINING for Monadnock or take karate if under 35.
Love,
Johnson
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