JUDGE JEANNINE to ME [Fiction] @nexstarmediagrp

"Your guess is as good as mine." -- The J.D. Clans. ME: I'm more German than Irish by DNA. Austrian; Hungarian? Ashkenazi Jew. Bohemian. 57% Dear JUDGES: I have no African, but < .01% South Asian. Some Scottish and Scandinavian. English maybe. CREDIT: Godchildren TIME WARP: Silver took a leap forward for man and beast.

DEAR PUTIN: FIREBALLXL5: The BBC Quotient. RUSSIA: Sputnik, CUBA, and our favorite, Thunderbirds where we help THEM, like when the Russians helped Cape Cod. #MELANIATRUMP for AI; ELON MUSK, not so much.

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING (1966, Norman Jewison, MGM Studios). ME: It's true, why not live off the land? TRADING principles. HEDGING in todays economy; getting a raise? Get another position first and bargain with the devil you know. CREDIT: Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner UKRAINIANS that still take me for a fool, you BEWARE. SEE TO IT! Jurisprudence It's true; why not live off the land? paraphrase of chieftain in a protected area of Kenya with a BULL ELEPHANT and a trained monkey for AI. MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM Thank you. Happy Easter to the Production. I fart a lot so stay off-stage. Sincerely John Rubens

Dear ERIC SWALWELL: You'll make a great President IF you get elected President of A United States of America. #OAS

CREDIT: Alexandra Cohen & Chris Cuomo et al. at News Nation. CREDIT: JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS, Esq.

Dear LORD and Paul McCartney: Let me buy AG again!

Fat Chance. SIR PAUL McCARTNEY: Why should I? ME: That's what Bob Marley told my associate. Love, Johnson

My brother Paul was right about today:

Until NY OPENS, nothing's going on besides Fantasy Football. MORAL: Beware the lesbian "Black Swan", but don't count on IT. Love, Johnson

I consent to Pete Hegseth

U.S. Constitution 2026

Good on ya, President Trump.

NOC, don't be a sucker. Promo for Pontifex during Lent. NO MEAT! Northrop Grumman become fishers of men. PRAY Pink Floyd, pray! GLEN CAMPBELL: Pray Forrest, Pray! TOM HANKS: Do you like me? ME: Yeah, but you're outsided like Liz Cheney and Amal and GEORGE CLOONEY. I prefer the Kimmels and Mel Gibson...and GUILLERMO.