John Rubens
Variety blog
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
NOTICE to interested silver investors
Wait for the 2030 options on silver. If you have the money, put .05% in silver futures to 2029. If you make a profit, parlay into 2030 options.
Unlicensed professional.
John Rubens
REMEMBER "CRAZY EDDIE" selling electronics? Check out #KennyTashman on YouTube promoting Tashman Home Center
We're not quite giving them away but do give-aways seasonally.
REMEMBER THE "DAY DOG" and "DOG DAY" trading.
CHRIS CUOMO: Training.
Senator WARNER: He's a gangster.
ME: I learned the trade.
compilation by John Rubens and Chris Cuomo
CONFESSEE to CONFESSOR
Your honor, I smoke pot, weed and cannabis.
COP: Pot & Weed, huh? What about this cannabis? Where do you get it?
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
LIKE PETER, CHAD WILL NOT GO?
CHAD BIANCO from Woodcrest: Where would I go, San Diego County?
ORANGE COUNTY: Watch out for CHAD BIANCO. He may eat Stephen's lunch.
BIANCO v. HILTON
LEOXIV: Thumbs down on the Englishman.
Speculative Fiction by John Rubens
To All Momentum Traders who are also hedgers, Time to trade down.
CAVEAT: Bailment advice without a license or pay.
Many DOGS are being slaughtered. Maybe Kristi Noem and Elon Musk were correctamundo. Killing IT> Paris Hilton.
The Bull Elephant will not forget, but neither will Trumpy Bear.
Sincerely,
John Rubens Elon Musk & Google
The Cow Jumped Over The Silvery Moon.
NEWBY: Where's the Moon?
HECKLER: Stay alive until tomorrow and you'll see it if you seek.
CREDIT: John & Lucia Rubens
LUCIA: You're mentality doesn't work right.
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