HECKLERS GLORIA STEINEM; MEGYN KELLY: I am a journalist. COPS: "Journalistas!"

HECKLING is part of the game of baseball from a young age. #LittleLeague "Hey batter, hey batter, swing!" JUAN SOTO: All-American. Hall of Fame. HECKLER SPEECH is FREE SPEECH. I am a journalist. #ToTellTheTruth "I am a journalist." CUOMO: Oh no! #DonLemon POTUS is coming Mr. Bill. #SLUGGO "Cuomo!" A call rang out for Chris Cuomo [aka Superman]. Not many can HECKLE Juan Soto and get away with it. I told Barry Bonds to go back to San Francisco from the Left Field Bleachers at Dodger Stadium. I deserved my basil cell skin cancer. I don't know if I ever apologized to Barry.

Silver doldrums today

Our Mother: Settle Silver and come visit. WIFE: Buy another house for me. Dear Silver Investors: CVS for wine, @TARGET or @RalphsGrocery for beer. If you live near Whole Foods, or Jons Grocery, consider yourselves luckier than hell.

RHETORIC 3: Buy another house for me.

BUY #ANOTHERHOUSE for me. ME to the FEMINIST HOARD: Why should I? You'll have to take it. JOHN RUBENS

White Pepper all around. Less lawsuits.

There's brown sugar @therollingstones and white pepper, #HenselHerrig [because PEOPLE might claim black pepper is dirt. ME: Oh, the gay pepper grinder.

Superbowl 10 days away

Santa Clara County is lucky to have the superbowl. Many fine ladies will surround you. Like Vegas but real guts on the mat.

OUR MOTHER ARLENE

JOHN MATTTHEW RUBENS @John76853John · 1m My Mother landed two whales but is a white widow. Land Nedgar. Three-Time Winner: Arlene Frances Barnett Rubens Balin [Hills]. Balin Hills, a beautiful love story. @IAmSteveHarvey @SteveRubens @RandPaul may be old enough to be VP under Marco Rubio. Republican Dynasty. MOM: At least he learned his lesson. ME: I may have to resort to the Jerry Brown compound. Sincerely, John Rubens for Colusa County.

And Scottish Ones Too

Disclosure: CREDIT: George Gero re: PPLT hedge against silver volatility. GEORGE GERO: Precious. UCSD is hitting me up for a donation.