Friday, April 24, 2026
RED DAWN in CA: BUY SILVER for @USO! ALICE COOPER: MY DOG BIT ME On the leg today, MY cat clawed my EYE. CHORUS: You should have stayed KNEE!
RE: Movie: Jennifer Grey, Charlie Sheen, Lea Thompson, POWERS BOOTHE, and my friend who went to me: Patrick Swayze.
WE BUY SILVER for our troops.
MY EXCUSE: I gave at the office SEC.
STEPHANIE RUHLE has lost her way. ROMAN CATHOLIC FAITH et al.
DJT is worth something still.
DON'T INCLUDE ME!
HAVE WE AMERICAN BOOMERS lost our way?
PAUL McCartney, Richard Starke et al.
Sir Richard Campbell: Receive the knights armor!
Ronald Campbell: What about me?
I'm not king to grant Ron. Fred Stanske beat us both. Will you be going to the reunion at Devil's Canyon Brewery on Washington St?
TARGET has Microsoft MSFT book @Target Electronics.
Available in select stores and online to be delivered to your shipping address.
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
ARISTOTLE ONASSIS: If you play football, don't believe John Matthew Rubens.
AO: The only way to make money now-a-days is to know something no one else knows.
TECH BROS: So preppie antiquated.
ME: Tech Bros. have a point.
GROUP W: Westinghouse.
Project PLAN.
Brittan Acres Elementary School.
Love,
speculative fiction by John Rubens
Dear DOG [ETF: Short DOW] Investors: I'm trimming my profits and losses against my margin rates.
God forgive me for missing communion on Sunday.
Love,
John Matthew Rubens
JET SETTERS VOTE DEMOCRAT
We like Hondas.
John and Lucia Rubens
DISCLOSURE: I voted for DJT the last time. I voted for Bill Clinton once, Barack Obama once and our Senators once.
ME: It's coming down like Johnny.
P.S. subliminal: Dear silver investors, I'm buying de minimus today after selling yesterday.
WASHINGTON: No one said it was easy.
ME: EWTN is "easier" for me, but I miss communions.
Love,
John & Lucia Rubens
ME: Chad is rad.
ME: Dear Chad: I'm on cannabis and budweiser. The media gave me a new nickname and I don't like it. Suck it in FBI.
NIXON was wrong less than us. One of us.
Love,
"Daydrinker" John Rubens
EWW: It's the Gringo Jew John Rubens
ME: What? I BUY at lower prices, so what?
From Ashkenazi Jews and Mongols.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=When+Genghis%27s+grandson+Kublai+Khan+established+the+Yuan+dynasty+in+1271%2C+he+bestowed+the+temple+name+Taizu+(%E5%A4%AA%E7%A5%96%2C+meaning+%27Supreme+Progenitor%27)+and+the+posthumous+name+Shengwu+Huangdi+(%E8%81%96%E6%AD%A6%E7%9A%87%E5%B8%9D%2C+meaning+%27Holy-Martial+Emperor%27)+upon+his+grandfather.+Kublai%27s+great-grandson+K%C3%BCl%C3%BCg+Khan+later+expanded+this+title+into+Fatian+Qiyun+Shengwu+Huangdi+(%E6%B3%95%E5%A4%A9%E5%95%9F%E9%81%8B%E8%81%96%E6%AD%A6%E7%9A%87%E5%B8%9D%2C+meaning+%27Interpreter+of+the+Heavenly+Law%2C+Initiator+of+the+Good+Fortune%2C+Holy-Martial+Emperor%27).%5B5%5D&FORM=ANAB01&PC=HCTS
Unlicensed Professional: Get your Monadnock Card lackey.
HECKLER: He's rabid!
JEFFERSON: A savage.
NASA Commander: Bring back Integrity!
MARINES: Hu-ya.
SOUTH KOREA: Thank you. In return, Chuck Norris Rest In Peace. Tang Soo Do.
MONODNOCK LICENSING: Get a card at least. Re: TRAINING for Monadnock or take karate if under 35.
Love,
Johnson
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
DONALD Anthony AINSLIE: "In The Year 2525".
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
"[Now has been 10K Years, man has cried octillion tears...]". Evans et al.
NOTICE to interested silver investors
Wait for the 2030 options on silver. If you have the money, put .05% in silver futures to 2029. If you make a profit, parlay into 2030 options.
Unlicensed professional.
John Rubens
REMEMBER "CRAZY EDDIE" selling electronics? Check out #KennyTashman on YouTube promoting Tashman Home Center
We're not quite giving them away but do give-aways seasonally.
REMEMBER THE "DAY DOG" and "DOG DAY" trading.
CHRIS CUOMO: Training.
Senator WARNER: He's a gangster.
ME: I learned the trade.
compilation by John Rubens and Chris Cuomo
CONFESSEE to CONFESSOR
Your honor, I smoke pot, weed and cannabis.
COP: Pot & Weed, huh? What about this cannabis? Where do you get it?
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
LIKE PETER, CHAD WILL NOT GO?
CHAD BIANCO from Woodcrest: Where would I go, San Diego County?
ORANGE COUNTY: Watch out for CHAD BIANCO. He may eat Stephen's lunch.
BIANCO v. HILTON
LEOXIV: Thumbs down on the Englishman.
Speculative Fiction by John Rubens
To All Momentum Traders who are also hedgers, Time to trade down.
CAVEAT: Bailment advice without a license or pay.
Many DOGS are being slaughtered. Maybe Kristi Noem and Elon Musk were correctamundo. Killing IT> Paris Hilton.
The Bull Elephant will not forget, but neither will Trumpy Bear.
Sincerely,
John Rubens Elon Musk & Google
The Cow Jumped Over The Silvery Moon.
NEWBY: Where's the Moon?
HECKLER: Stay alive until tomorrow and you'll see it if you seek.
CREDIT: John & Lucia Rubens
LUCIA: You're mentality doesn't work right.
LOVE TRANCE and THE MAGI in "Slouching Towards Bethlehem" poem. William Butler Yeats. So I forgot. I got an F on the final and an A on the paper. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Second_Coming_(poem) FINAL GRADE: B
compilation credits: Carol Massar et al. at Bloomberg TV; The Bible and the Poet who wrote about it plus William Blake. Keats was it? Does Carol care? I know she knows who wrote the poem. I wrote on it and got an A. The Souuching Towards Bethlehem poem.
LOVE TRANCE before the close. #CAROLMASSAR coined it.
Credit: Bloomberg TV with The Close with Carol Massar.
Mike Bloomberg, Kenny Polcari, Joseph Brusuelas and Matt Miller, 1973.
compilation copyright John Rubens April 14, 2026
HEDGING with ZSL & SLV: Keep 'Em Separated.
Look up the 90's song "Keep it separated" by Offspring (1994). https://www.bing.com/search?q=The+Offspring+Come+Out+and+Play+(Keep+%27Em+Separated)&filters=sid:%2219083039-f0b3-f8ed-3016-a2892ad4acb1%22&FORM=SNAPST
DJT: Jesus And I Warned U-2: Judges Suck.
The Streets Have No Name
MODs can suck too. Those moderators are something else. They hide behind chinese walls.
HECKLER: Hate speech.
DJT: Chinese Walls? It's a legal term but I guess the Chinese don't understand their own principles.
HECKLER from the Democratic Party HQ: Racist jargon your Honor!
JUDGE: Who am I to judge? Take it to the Mod Council or an ombudsperson in arbitration or mediation.
FICTION by:JOHN MATT RUBENS
FICTION: The Mods Are Gonna Kick Your Asses ME: Not without confrontation.
THE THREE STOOGES: Oh yeah?
MODS: WE are mods. We take our marching orders from the judiciary.
CURLY: These robots are crazy--they call US bots? These bots are not famous for a reason fellas.
MOE: Let me see here--you're right--I can't see them.
LARRY as JUDGE: Lack of our right of confrontation under the Magna Carta!
SHEMP: Niagra Falls!
WE THE MODS WILL CONTROL THE NARRATIVE
WE THE MODS--MAYBE.
THE LITTLE PEOPLE will not be heard from, of--at all.
FICTIONAL BLADERUNNER
Ridley Scott compilation with John Rubens
The Day B4 April 15, 2026.
Monday, April 13, 2026
FICTION: An Hour-And-A-Half 'Till Destruction
CHP: Mr. Rubens, we have a warrant for your arrest.
BYSTANDER: Yeah, where's your Pam Bondi to save you now Trumpy Bear?
Dear #GEORGETHOROGOOD: Instead of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"--
Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh.
Gonna get me some gold--some frankincense--and some myrrh...lots of myrrh.
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With God, One Can Outlast One's Enemies VOTE CHAD BIANCO for GOVERNOR
RUN STRONG ALL DAY LONG.
Dear Social Media Haters: YOU'RE not "better" than US.
RE: Private Companies as intermediaries to free speech, like the State Bar is an arm of The Supreme Court of California.
By inference, I'd advise sueing The Supreme Court of California because they seem to be obstructing justice.
The Mods have outmoded the Supremes.
JESSIE BUCKLEY: Mother, I know not seems. compilation credit: Hamnet
Dear Trumpy Bears: I give up. Relent on my retribution already. Let's get on with it.
compilation copyrights reserved.
Sunday, April 12, 2026
I don't like the authorities disabling my writing accounts...
That's why I'm with Google, anyway. Alpha & Omega.
Sincerely,
Johnny Confucious or Johnny Confusion, only John Matthew Rubens knows for sure.
NBC is desperate if they bring out the ancient horse Bob Woodward on MS Now. Jen Psaki.
Dear Truth Social: Blogger is the last bastion of confusion. @MSNOW
Johnny Confucious or Johnny Confusion?
Re: Bob Woodward, a destroyer.
https://www.blogger.com/blog/post/edit/8208506701182723362/5558412151095055622
Thursday, April 9, 2026
JUDGE JEANNINE to ME [Fiction] @nexstarmediagrp
"Your guess is as good as mine." -- The J.D. Clans.
ME: I'm more German than Irish by DNA. Austrian; Hungarian? Ashkenazi Jew. Bohemian. 57%
Dear JUDGES: I have no African, but < .01% South Asian. Some Scottish and Scandinavian. English maybe.
CREDIT: Godchildren
TIME WARP: Silver took a leap forward for man and beast.
Saturday, April 4, 2026
DEAR PUTIN: FIREBALLXL5: The BBC Quotient. RUSSIA: Sputnik, CUBA, and our favorite, Thunderbirds where we help THEM, like when the Russians helped Cape Cod. #MELANIATRUMP for AI; ELON MUSK, not so much.
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING (1966, Norman Jewison, MGM Studios).
ME: It's true, why not live off the land? TRADING principles.
HEDGING in todays economy; getting a raise? Get another position first and bargain with the devil you know.
CREDIT: Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner
UKRAINIANS that still take me for a fool, you BEWARE.
SEE TO IT! Jurisprudence
It's true; why not live off the land? paraphrase of chieftain in a protected area of Kenya with a BULL ELEPHANT and a trained monkey for AI.
MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM
Thank you. Happy Easter to the Production. I fart a lot so stay off-stage.
Sincerely
John Rubens
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