No One's Going to HiJack My Feed and Live On Unless Repentance And Forgiveness Saves Them--Fiction

Dear @JonesysJukebox: You may not get an honorary degree to UC, but you can rock #ButlersLivesOfTheSaints.  I would write your entry [I haven't read #LonelyBoy yet] "I pick-pocketed my way to Los Angeles in the seventies and am forever grateful alive." aka "#KingStevenOfLindeblade, #TheSheriffOfRockingham, [The Pickpocket of Picadilly]"