WIFE: Don't take any gambles. ME: Well it paid off today, I cashed it in.

THE GRIM REAPER: You rang my bell. SATAN: I'd like to sift him in the clouds tempering a lightening strike. UNIONS: Did you write "strike"? ME: Serendipity.

LOUDMOUTH POS

bryan kohberger: What? [I've got friends at the frat; I'm tough]. Cell neighbor: KOHBERGER is hostile. IDAHO PENETENTIARY: You want a transfer? ME: Sell your book asshole. Sincerely, John Rubens CREDIT: Kenn Ellner

Stanford: They have a chapel but I wouldn't call it a religious institution.

Colombia? Never been. JOHN MATT RUBENS

I'm No Girl Dad

TRUMP-U

Pray for Killers and Despots

Arrr matey. Bryan Kohberger, BARRY and DEXTER.

ARRRGH

Atttack of The Killer Tomatoes

thank you SLY&THE FAMILY STONE Soul TRAIN!