Our Mother: Settle Silver and come visit. WIFE: Buy another house for me. Dear Silver Investors: CVS for wine, @TARGET or @RalphsGrocery for...
Friday, July 25, 2025
WIFE: Don't take any gambles. ME: Well it paid off today, I cashed it in.
THE GRIM REAPER: You rang my bell.
SATAN: I'd like to sift him in the clouds tempering a lightening strike.
UNIONS: Did you write "strike"?
ME: Serendipity.
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