Fictitious Executive Jimmy Caan Coaching Fictitious Crocodile Trump Coaching Poor Boys

 

John Rubens

@raftofwater

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"Distract 'em"

"What Jimmy?"

"Distract 'em." 

"#Masturbation?" 

"That ought to do IT."

 

The Proud Boys have one inherent thing in common with me. We struggle with spilling our seed. The only time[s] I hit paydirt, I let it slip through my hands. I might has well have #masturbated. The #zygote was apparently mutilated.

@BillCosby

: You were the last one to have IT.