Saturday, October 20, 2018

All Martha Stewart Needs Now Is The Man From Glad

"Like the cascade from the memory chair."

"Good grief."

"Martha Stewart seeks out the man from Glad."

"His rubber slipped and she had his love saturated in highly absorbent sheets."

"She cloned him, patented him, incorporated his use, person, and likeness, and sold him to the masses on the secondary market."

"She paid the price, 'Attica!'"

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