Teachers

I knew less when I was young, but that's why the students liked me.  We were more alike.

Compare: Diversity in education, standardized tests, both subjects I know more about now but students, rightly or wrongly, want the hip teacher. I remember we liked young, good looking teachers when I was a student.

Maybe I should lose weight or be an online teacher. I don't like it when "they" have to pay me to teach "them".