Thursday, January 4, 2024
Deep purple live in New York 1973 Tommy Bolin: Don't burn the candle at both ends and don't demand our patronage. We paid for the ticket. Perform yourself!
THUG PIE
FICTIONAL TOMMY BOLIN: I'm on stage copper.
COP: Oh, a wannabe Doors frontman.
TODD RUNDGREN: NO STUPID, LSD.
STEVE JOBS AND WOZNIAK: WE'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK, AND FAST LIKE STANFORD STRATEGIES FAST. WOZNIAK: GET THE MONEY, I'LL DRUDGE.
3 MONTHS LATER: KNOCK at the door.
LAPD: It's LAPD.
ME: What do you want?
LAPD: Got a call. Want to see if you and your spouse are alright.
ME: Call call from whom?
LAPD: We have our sources.
ME: Thanks. Goodnite.
POLICEMAN: I bet Bolin is a Russian. Look how he spells Bolin.
THE ROLLING STONES: WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY.
BRIAN ENTIN: DRAG?
ME: WILD, WILD HORSES...DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR; US CENSUS BUREAU: WILD HORSES.
DEMOLISHING THE HOUSE HAS RAISED [PUN RAZED] THE ODDS KOHBERGER WILL NOT FACE DEATH BY STATE EXECUTION OF SENTENCE OF DEATH.
FRATBOYS?
Dear Kohberger:
If you didn't do it, I appreciate your silence in light of a gang of Epstein-like creatures. Gangs. John Marshall Rubens didn't like his fratboys abusing the dog.
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