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Commander, A Dog's Story

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Deep purple live in New York 1973 Tommy Bolin: Don't burn the candle at both ends and don't demand our patronage. We paid for the ticket. Perform yourself!

THUG PIE FICTIONAL TOMMY BOLIN: I'm on stage copper. COP: Oh, a wannabe Doors frontman. TODD RUNDGREN: NO STUPID, LSD. STEVE JOBS AND WOZNIAK: WE'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK, AND FAST LIKE STANFORD STRATEGIES FAST. WOZNIAK: GET THE MONEY, I'LL DRUDGE. 3 MONTHS LATER: KNOCK at the door. LAPD: It's LAPD. ME: What do you want? LAPD: Got a call. Want to see if you and your spouse are alright. ME: Call call from whom? LAPD: We have our sources. ME: Thanks. Goodnite. POLICEMAN: I bet Bolin is a Russian. Look how he spells Bolin. THE ROLLING STONES: WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY. BRIAN ENTIN: DRAG? ME: WILD, WILD HORSES...DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR; US CENSUS BUREAU: WILD HORSES. DEMOLISHING THE HOUSE HAS RAISED [PUN RAZED] THE ODDS KOHBERGER WILL NOT FACE DEATH BY STATE EXECUTION OF SENTENCE OF DEATH. FRATBOYS? Dear Kohberger: If you didn't do it, I appreciate your silence in light of a gang of Epstein-like creatures. Gangs. John Marshall Rubens didn't like his fratboys abusing the dog.

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