Dear ERIC SWALWELL: You'll make a great President IF you get elected President of A United States of America. #OAS

CREDIT: Alexandra Cohen & Chris Cuomo et al. at News Nation. CREDIT: JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS, Esq.

Dear LORD and Paul McCartney: Let me buy AG again!

Fat Chance. SIR PAUL McCARTNEY: Why should I? ME: That's what Bob Marley told my associate. Love, Johnson

My brother Paul was right about today:

Until NY OPENS, nothing's going on besides Fantasy Football. MORAL: Beware the lesbian "Black Swan", but don't count on IT. Love, Johnson

I consent to Pete Hegseth

U.S. Constitution 2026

Good on ya, President Trump.

NOC, don't be a sucker. Promo for Pontifex during Lent. NO MEAT! Northrop Grumman become fishers of men. PRAY Pink Floyd, pray! GLEN CAMPBELL: Pray Forrest, Pray! TOM HANKS: Do you like me? ME: Yeah, but you're outsided like Liz Cheney and Amal and GEORGE CLOONEY. I prefer the Kimmels and Mel Gibson...and GUILLERMO.

Silver Investors

TODAY only: When I wait for New York to open, Paul Rubens, my brother was right: I'm playing fantasy football. Lord, help me give back to the Church. Love, John and Lucia Rubens

Dear Eric Swalwell from me: muckraker

ME to my wife: I'll call you what I want to call you LUCY!

Am I a Judas Goat?

Suspended but rehired by DOGE.