MIKE TYSON: OJ, did you do it?
OJ SIMPSON: I did not kill Nicole.
ONE ACT SKIT:
[OJ's make-up has been changed-up. Now [as opposed to the TEASER] he is seen to the viewer with a pasty/chalky powder on his face, and perhaps neck and arms, in short sleeve khaki shirt.
TYSON: I was called "Iron Mike" by the Vegas guys before the lawyers and cops got to me.
OJ: Yeah--those Ohio white boys shot them cops up.
TYSON: OJ, do you even like being called "OJ" or is that something Mays or USC put on you?
OJ: Mike, I did not kill Nicole if that's what you're leading up to. I did not kill Nicole. OJ is just like "Marky Mark", juicy fruit money.
TYSON: How 'bout Goldman?
OJ: [Smiles into MIKE TYSON'S eyes]
TYSON: Mark Wahlberg? "Marky Mark" was Mark Wahlberg!
OJ: [They share a homie laugh, a pause ensues]: I think they're still Goldman and Marky Mark is still Mark Wahlberg.
TYSON: And you're still OJ.
OJ: And you're still "Iron Mike" [give the Champ respect].
[Cut to commercial]
OJ: The Goldmans? I lost my wife.
HECKLER: [We see HECKLER being escorted out apparently a continuance of what was going on in the studio during the commercial break]: Ron Goldman!
When a blonde goes down, the bloke is collateral damage.
Did Nicole wear blue contacts?
copyright John Rubens October 1 et seq., 2017
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