Bad habits--I take advantage of them.--Fictional Ex-President
KISSINGER: Instead of the 'N' word, the D word for their work #Deplorable.
DEPLORABLE: No Hillary, we didn't go to Vassar so you didn't get our feedback then.
FILIPINO LAWYER: You know Meadows, you've become the face.
MEADOWS: What?
CHINESE LAWYER: He got face of deplorable now. Dump silver, pay lawyer?
NECRO-NIXON: No, I don't need a lawyer. I quit. They won't have Jack and I to kick around anymore.
MEDIA MOFO MOGUL: Pile-on much?
LOBBIED POLITICIAN/LAWYER/JUDGE: Sit around smoking the ganga much hippie...or should I say commie?
PSYCHIATRIST: Give him to us.
LOBBIED PLJ: Which one?
PSYCHOLOGIST: Which are you?
LOBBIED PLJ: Ever see "Milton the Monster"? His creator put too much tenderness in him. "For without a tincture of tenderness, he might destroy me! oops too much."
SCIENTIST: When you enact laws against deplorablism, give me a call.
PRIEST: When one mocks... .
SIN EATER: It's my duty.
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