Palikin, you've taken-in more than given-in.

ME: The internet is slow today.  My transmissions are not going through.

NASA: Meteor shower.

MICROSOFT:  Solar eclipse.

EARTHLINK: Low memory.

BRUCE WILLIS: Maybe it's you.

ME: What?

MICROSOFT: Yeah, you should go to rural upstate Washington.  No signal at all sometimes.

JESUIT PRIEST: Light is faster than stone, after all, that's why we call it 'light'.

BRUCE WILLIS [looks at ME]: Maybe it's you.

LEONARD MARY, M.F.V.A.: Yeah, maybe you should.

ME: What?

LEONARD MARY, M.F.V.A.: Shut up?