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Caveat: Your neighborhood State BarMaid.
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
NOTHING TO DO BUT GLOAT
ROSE PARADE FLOAT[S].
BUY SILVER SWOONS and State Farm Policies.
LOCK IT UP. UNINSURABLE.
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Whether "bad service" or not...JOHN MORGAN: Help YOURSELF JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS, CHANGE THE RULES IF YOU DARE. ME: No, I don't want THAT much MONEY> Currency--Robert Redford. Pitchford
I served at several churches, the last being Blessed Sacrament Church Hollywood. A Roman Catholic, Jesuit Institution. Curators: Archbishop Jose Gomez; Pastor Paul.
CONFESSION: The Holy Spirit is revived in me with the Holy Eucharist. I thank God.
Sincerely,
John Matthew Rubens
subtext: claw it back yourselves, without lawyers.
MORGAN & MORGAN Esquires
One of MY favorite actors was Frank Morgan. But I also like the voice of the wicked tree, a beloved actor on TCM. Uncredited voice?
DAD: Blow your own horn.
BOB BURTON:The world's smallest violin.
ME: I get it. RUNNING WITH THE PACK album by Bad Co. 1976.
Monday, December 29, 2025
TITULAR HITLER
"You imbecile! Dumkopft!"
ME: It was only the tip of a Christmas tree.
John Rubens, Ashkenazi DNA to die for. Christians keep vigil.
MORGAN & MORGAN: Head To Florida. Change The Rules In Florida! OJ is DEAD. OJ: You're Dead RUBENS. ME: We'll see Jesus?
Dear MORGAN & MORGAN: I'm sorry. Ask my brother Greg who is also an attorney. I teased him cruelly my Dad said.
DISCLOSURE: Saw a film from 1940 with Margaret, #RexHarrison and Paul Henreid about a trip from Berlin to Munich and then a clamactic gunfight in the Alps.
FREUD: Don't worry MORGAN & MORGAN, he has penis envy now that his 67 1/2 [sic] and he's also jealous of you and the pussy you could reap.
Re: "Change The Rules Rubens."
WWW: But how do I do IT?
GOD: Let Jesus guide you John.
John Morgan, I love you kind of.
The Bill of Rights
You're biased like Michelle and Barack Obama, Chris & Spouse.
Yes, I'd like to see some football players and lawyers go down like I did.
OPPOSITION: Steve Bannon/Breitbart
credit: "Notes To Myself", Hugh Prather
I know you are but what are you? ME: ME?
PEOPLE say I'm crazy. It runs in the family.
Subtext: I want retribution.
TMGS: Still?
DODGERS AMTRAK
ARCO: Too much good stuff.
Thursday, December 18, 2025
NICK THE GREEK: You thought black men were marked...the whores of Babylon Cometh to America! Will TRUMP ENTERPRISES let them in? STOP NERDS NOW!! GLAD HE"S DEAD.
MORE POWER TO YOU.
KEEP WOMEN at BAY!
Love,
Johnson for Luigi Mangione, my siblings and Nick, grandson of Carl Reiner.
Fuck the Big Ones with a Johnson.
Fuck you. CREDIT: Steve Jones, Ricky Gervais.
I'm glad you're still alive Nick. Zeitgeist defense. BARRY.
GUARD: Are you dead yet Nick?
TRUMP: I don't need coke nor pussy. It was the Democrats. They were addicted to extra-marital sex more than a median Republican. AOC took advantage of nerds and so did the Mayor of Miami.
Ask the Mayor: How many lovers, Nerd?
MAYOR: Cuban ex-pats or non-Cubans? FLESH is FLESH and SPIRIT is SPIRIT.
ME: Tell the truth then.
NICK: Let me out NERD.
ME: Jennifer Granholm: Your Canadian Hero!
At least we no longer have to prosecute Rob Reiner. Like a pulled tooth that no longer needs flossing.
Nerd she's not. John Travolta's kid died too...on a boat...or off of it. The coke embargo was too much for them. Nick couldn't make it to the arraignment on Felony-Murder.
GHOST of ORSON WELLES: Shut up RUBENS.
ME: Surveille the Barrys.
CUOMO: So what? re: slow boats from Sicily.
compilation by John Rubens
SPECULATIVE FICTION: Kiss my ass today Stephanie Ruhle: You don't Rule US. DJT Find a white, Venezuelan Wife. Let CUOMO pay all dowries.
MS NEWS; Formerly MSNBC, who lost out to Oracle and Paramount and Warner.
Fuck you and Ali Velshi too.
Don't kill Stephanie Ruhle's pussycat.
FIRE CLOONEYS and Stephanie Ruhles.
Love,
John Rubens
P.S.: https://johnrubens.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=29424&action=edit
Blogger Google: X's third incarnation: JOHN MATTHEW RUBENS "jUST ANOTHER JOHN." Prostitute's Profiler. I could be on a show. I don't want to be on a show. I didn't know.
PROSECUTOR: Thou protesteth too much.
Good Luck America. Get Mexico to agree: The Gulf of Cuba. CUBA 51.
TAYLOR SWIFT and numerology: 6
me to YASIEL PUIG: YOU WANT TO RULE CUBA?
SCARFACE with Al Pacino.
"Just a giggalo." #VanHalen's #DavidLeeRoth
"Oh Holy night, the stars are brightly shining... ." -- #JodieArias CUBA? Si.
CREDIT: Tony Plana
We can still smoke cigars as long as we're not too addicted to Cubans.
Grandpa Bowsie used to say: "It's still a free country." Back in his era, Paul Dresman from UCSD Lit/Writing Majors might call it a cliche, but it's not merely a cliche. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
copyrights reserved by Tony Plana, Paul Dresman and Albert M. and John Rubens.
CREDIT: Kenn Ellner: The Gulf of CUBA, SI/SEE/SEER Lorraine France.
NAPOLEON: Corsica ruled the med.
I'd go to "Club Med if I had a passport, but I don't want one. I can go to Canada or Mexico with a cheaper version without airplanes and hotels or a Viking Tour with a passport.
#CLUBMED
Maybe CLUB MED can get me a passport and my spouse Lucia within raason. Venezuela Maidens.
Boat trips in the other direction. Lot's of coke addicts down there. INTERVENTION APPROPRIATE
If my wife divorces me or gets killed like JFK, who is Jackie to marry.
COPS: You are weird.
Tuesday, December 16, 2025
Advertising [John Marshall Rubens] v. Distribution [John Rubens] re: Coca-Cola Sales.
Distribution of the loaves and fish.
'nough said Dad.
CREDIT: Coca-Cola machines.
Sunday, December 14, 2025
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Thursday, December 4, 2025
COCKY > Broken Arm
Saw Villain last night (1971). I'm feeling and acting cocky. I may break my arm this time.
God, help temper my hubris and get along with wives and securities.
Love,
John--and please help our mother get well again.
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
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